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« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2008, 07:45:09 PM »
Ok folks. Please gear up. After a 3 month abscence, I have returned to poker and the forum. Amazing and no doubt exciting posts about the state of poker donkeydom are sure to follow.

Starting with the most obviously burning question.....Is a donkey poker player that was just on the verge of becoming a regular poker player, and then leave poker for 3 months, and then return, would he be; A) being a donkey poker player that is just on the verge of becoming a regular poker player...........OR...... B) Be A RE-BORN DONKEY

Personally, I'm going with "B".  Stay tuned as I become the case study in this exciting quest for answers.*

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« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2008, 08:58:20 PM »

The bunny slippers are giggling...
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« Reply #32 on: October 03, 2008, 11:36:44 AM »
and the Toe warmer is purring............

                                     The turkey Grin
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« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2008, 01:00:50 PM »
Welcome back, Villaridge!

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« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2008, 10:11:26 PM »
lol, one sure way to be called a donkey is to go all in when a guy is holding trips, and win the hand. This guy went ballistic when I won this straight flush:
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj301/villaridge/forum%20screenshots/straightflush.jpg[/img]]
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« Reply #35 on: December 20, 2008, 05:06:53 AM »
I guess that guy nominated you for 1 of these.  He must not know you as the true you are.
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« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2008, 05:23:16 AM »

Wonder if Santa got the note that Villaridge needs a new donkey hat for Christmas??  Grin Grin
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« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2008, 09:57:38 AM »
I really like that because it is so true.  But there will always be
Donkeys in Poker nothing we can do.

As good as you are in Poker we all once in awhile play cards
we shouldn't be playing lol

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« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2009, 04:55:42 PM »
LMAO!!!!!. Good reading Villaridge....... and so true.
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« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2009, 06:15:06 AM »
Now that is some funny shit. I think I run into people who live by this all the time LOL. Especially playing at the real low limits.  As funny and ridiculous as those comandments are you wouldnt believe the idiots who play that way with their money. Even starting out I knew better than to play like that but you would be surprised how many do LOL
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« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2009, 03:49:28 PM »
Now that's some funny but true shit right there LOL. Boy do some people play that way cause I see them everyday LOL
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« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2009, 02:49:27 PM »
this is some funny chit, never before have i heard these, but yep i know quite a bit of ppl who play that way, and it's crazy!!
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« Reply #42 on: March 27, 2010, 11:43:40 AM »
pretty funny,thanks forsharing it with all of us.
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