Hiya folks. well I got drunk again and started thinking about Urination and poker. It's a fact of our human Physiology that all of us must deal with. Hehe, we all...well, ...have to take a piss.

Now the blessed amongst us i guess have a bathroom right next to the poker computer. But I'm pretty sure all of us have been in a game and well,...had to piss. Now the game is not gonna stop just so you can go piss. Actually it does, once an hour. Now for you folks that are so regular that they can wait for the break, well congrats. Go away, this blog is for us folks that have to piss BEFORE the break.

So how many of you have run to the bathroom to piss during a game, and came back to see AA or somesuch, and you got sat out due to time? Thats an arrrghhhhh for sure.

I live in the upstairs of a house, for me to piss, i have to run down a 18 step stirway, with a twist at the end, to get to the bathroom. I drink beer, a lot, so go imagine.

Ok, how about this, I think it takes a woman longer to piss than a Man. women are at a disadvantage here. it's run to the bathroom and unzip, piss, shake, and rezip versus run to the bathroom pull pants and panties down, piss, shake (maybe wipe, lol), repull panties and pants back up.

Then there is multi-tabling. say you are playing three or four MTT's at one time. well, waiting for the break is out the window. you gotta piss so you do, and your gone, you come back to people bitching about "why are they sitting out, taking so long??"

and how about those cash players that multi-table 20+ Games at one time. Doesnt a piss break actually cost you $$$$??

Now I used to be a long haul trucker. We view pissing as a right where truckers do not have options. There simply are few options, truckers cannot just pull over at any convience store or park, or whatever to go run to the bathroom. There simply is NO parking for a big truck. So all truckers (male) have a "Piss Bottle" at the ready. A empty milk Jug, or a 2 liter coke bottle. Female truckers have a small port-a-potty in the truck.

But I digress, the point is pissing does impact your poker play. All of you. I googled this subject, and there is nothing about this on the web, lol. There is plenty about "How to piss a poker player off", lol, but thats another subject.

asz always villa a wonderful and enlightening piece of work.

but i would like to say has anyone gone with the NASA crazy biotch method, and just gone with the adult diaper thing?

 if it will get one crazy head case of moon love across country. wouldn't it keep you from breaking your freckin neck one night ( as you stumble and fall 17 steps to your pee drenched death).

for goodness sakes! i just learned you had such a marvelous sense of humor. i would hate to lose you too a 12 pack and the lack of an extra piss bottle.

peace   asz

Lol,Poker diapers...the next big fad!,I would use the pee in a bottle or something.Im sure glad my bathroom is right next to my puter.Now thats just good planning,lol.

 I guess you could use catheters,but its a bit painful.Altho if you are drunk...it may not matter,lol...